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thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

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butt-hole-bread:

yourfriend-jesus:

thelyricaldiaries:

Jesus loves everyone. I mean everyone. Every single person on this planet.

“But what about ga..”

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“What about divor…”

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“Are you sure he likes trans…”

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“Hey! What about prosti…”

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“You can’t mean musl…”

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And if you dare to call yourself a Christian you better love the crap out of EVERYONE too! No matter what.

I’m not a Christian, but I come from a long line of Presbyterian ministers and my mom is a Presbyterian elder.  This is what I know—

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captainswaan:

make me choose:
↳ anonymous asked: hook or and emma

Do you still love her? Yes.

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deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special

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feathersassemble:

ladyavenal:

messenger-of-the-auspice:

…and this weeks award for brilliant gif use….

I have been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes.

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detectivelestrvde:

ask-fira:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

I love this post so much

why is thor wearing a thor shirt

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fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

yolucas:

most accurate representation of World War Two ever

AMERICA STILL MAKES ME LAUGH IM SORRY

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